"VOLKAR FEARS NOT THE SALTY RAGE OF POSIEDON!"
Volkar's muscles bulge and strain as he battles to keep control of his sinking Battleship, his long flowing hair like a lion's mane in a hurricane and his massive sword strapped to his rippling, scarred back.
In a flash of lightning Volkar sees a huge island suddenly looming before him out of the dark storm. Atop a cliff there is a huge castle shaped like a skull. It fires a cannon at Volkar's ship and blasts a hole in the deck! Water begins to flood into the boat.
[[SWEAR VENGEANCE ON SKULL CASTLE]]
"VOLKAR SWEARS BY THE GODDESS HE WILL DESTROY SKULL CASTLE AND ALL WHO DARE OPPOSE HIM!
FEAR ME FOR I AM VOLKAR THE BARBARIAN! CONQUEROR OF THE FIVE KINGDOMS! DESTROYER OF MONSTERS! LOVER OF BABES!
VOLKAR ALSO CANNOT DECIDE WHETHER TO SWEAR IN THE FIRST OR THIRD PERSON, HOPEFULLY HE/I WILL DECIDE SOON!"
Volkar's' ship is destroyed by another cannon blast and Volkar is thrown into the crashing ocean.
[[Survive like a badass]]
[[Drown like a coward]]
Volkar dives into the waves and with his powerfully muscled arms swims past more cannonballs slamming into the water. With only his awesome strength and massive sword for allies he pushes himself to the limit, heading for the island.
Finally out of sight of Skull Castle he drags himself onto the sandy shore. Exhausted, he collapses into unconciousness.
When Volkar wakes he opens his eyes to bright sunlight. The storm is over, his battleship is gone, but a tropical paradise lies before him. Volkar, still filled with rage and lust for vengeance, must decide the best way to traverse the mysterious island and reach Skull castle.
To the north, rising from the centre of the island he sees a huge mountain, its peak ringed with clouds.
To the east, a crystal clear river flows out of the forest and into the sea.
To the west, a column of smoke rises over the trees.
[[Climb the mountain]]
[[Follow the river]]
[[Investigate the smoke]]
Water fills Volkar's lungs and he sinks down into the dark depths, crying and pissing himself like a little bitch.
Volkar climbs the mountain to get a better view of the island and find Skull Castle.
Halfway up he sees a huge nest and the screeching cry of some infant creature.
[[Forget infant creatures! Volkar demands revenge!|The Summit]]
[[Volkar Beastmaster cares for all creatures!|The Nest]]
Volkar reaches the summit of the mountain and gazes out over the island. He sees Skull island on the far cliff! But before Volkar can celebrate, a huge Pterrordactyl swoops down, face to face with a fearless Volkar.
(if: (history:) contains "Feed the baby Pterrordactyls")[ Just before the monster attacks the baby's arrive and flock round Volkar, their saviour, screeching happily. The mother, as if in thanks to Volkar, lowers a wing and allows him to [[climb on|Flying down the mountain]]
The territorial beast is threatened by Volkar and attacks!
Volkar creeps towards the nest and sees it is full of baby Pterrordactyls, scourge of the southern skies!
These creatures are famously deadly, but these babies seem merely hungry and vulnerable. The mother may be nearby, and may not take kindly to tresspassers.
[[Feed the baby Pterrordactyls]]
[[Kill the baby Pterrordactyls]]
[[Keep Climbing|The Summit]]
Volkar, Lover of all beasts, remembers his last great feast of bear steaks before his voyage. He closes his eyes, focusses, and regurgitates hot red lumps of meat into the mouths of the tiny creatures.
Satisfied they fly off into the clouds
[[Keep climbing|The Summit]]
Weilding his massive sword Volkar hacks, slashes and destroys every last one of the defenseless baby monsters. Now they can no longer harm the poor peasants of the south!
Splattered with the blood of the butchered young,Volkar [[climbs|The Summit]]
With the help of the Pterrordactyl Volkar lands deftly outside the imposing gates of [[Skull Castle]]
Volkar readies his giant sword as the Pterrordactyl flies towards him, talons outstretched. With a mighty battlecry Volkar swings his sword!
(if: (history:) contains "Kill the baby Pterrordactyls")[
But! The copious amount of child blood on Volkar's hands causes his sword to slip from his grasp and flying off a cliff into oblivion.
[[Fight barehanded|A Mother's revenge]]
With a mighty slice he beheads the fearful creature.
Then using its headless corpse like a gory hang-glider Volkar [[takes a running jump off the mountain!|Flying down the mountain]]
The grief filled mother, scenting the blood of her young all over Volkar, goes mad with rage. Volkar manages one swift punch to her leathery face before she rips off his head and devours his puny, tasty man flesh, shitting him out several hours later in a long white splash all aross the island.